Let’s face it — sometimes life calls for a drink... and sometimes, it really doesn’t. Whether you're swerving the booze, going sober-curious, or just trying to function like a grown-up on a Tuesday, NO DRAMA is your new go-to.
Crafted by the team behind Pirate’s Grog, NO DRAMA is a 0% alcohol, rum-inspired spirit made for those who love the taste of adventure but not the side effects. It’s bold, tropical, and totally unique — with notes of toasted spice and citrus peel, finished with a functional twist of Lion’s Mane mushroom for a little extra zen in your cup.
NO DRAMA doesn’t pretend to be rum. It’s not a watered-down imposter. It's a drink in its own right — complex, sippable, and built to mix. Serve it neat over ice, or shake it into your favourite mocktail. (See below for one of delicious suggested serves.)
And yes, it actually tastes good. Like, where has this been all my life good.
🍸 Ready to try it? Grab your bottle of NO DRAMA here.
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“Love the shape and dark colour of the bottle, which always seems to feel cold. The tactile embossed label with its intriguing design is good on the eye. Pop open the stopper and pour this hazy amber nectar. NO DRAMA has an interesting scent and taste. Slight fruitiness with warmth and a clove-like flavour. Enjoying that it is zero alcohol so can drink it whenever I choose.” — Mrs W.
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“Totally NEW! Really refreshing. Very zingy. I take mine with soda water and ice... what about you?” — Jane M.
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“Very nice. It has a subtle kick to it, along with the fruitiness and spice.” — Rob W.
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NO BOOZE, NO BULLSH*T
Why did we make a non-alcoholic spirit? Because life’s chaotic enough. We wanted something that gave you the ritual of a proper drink without the drama that sometimes follows. No hangovers, no regrets, no what did I text my ex at 2am? vibes.
Just something that feels grown-up, tastes like a treat, and gives you a break — without breaking your stride.
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MOCKTAIL #1 – ZEN JUICE
Step into your chill era with this refreshing, tropical-leaning drink that’ll have your shoulders dropping and your taste buds dancing.
Ingredients:
50ml NO DRAMA
25ml pineapple juice
15ml fresh lime juice
10ml agave syrup (or honey if you're not vegan)
Top with soda water or coconut water (your choice depending on mood)
Optional: Dash of aromatic bitters (for a more grown-up twist – still low/no alcohol depending on brand)
Garnish:
Pineapple leaf or wedge, lime wheel, and a sprig of mint if you're feeling extra.Glass:
Highball or rocks glass over ice.Method:
Shake NO DRAMA, pineapple juice, lime juice, and agave with ice.
Strain into an ice-filled glass.
Top with soda or coconut water.
Garnish and sip yourself into a stress-free state of mind.
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