Pirate's Grog - NO DRAMA – Non-Alcoholic Drink

Smooth, bold, and packed with flavour — this is alcohol-free drinking, reimagined. NO DRAMA is a non-alc botanical drink made with tropical ingredients and boosted with Lion’s Mane mushroom, designed to lift your mood without clouding your head.

Whether you’re heading to a dinner party, mixing something fresh at home, or staying sharp on a night out, this is your go-to for full-flavour, zero-compromise sipping. No booze, no weird stuff — just good vibes in a bottle.

Why You Need NO DRAMA in Your Life

🌿 15 Natural Ingredients – A carefully crafted blend of tropical botanicals and spices for real depth of flavour.
🧠 Lion’s Mane Boost – Known for supporting focus and clarity, so you can feel good without the fog.
😌 Good Vibes Only – A feel-good drink for when you want the moment, not the hangover.

Flavour Profile

Bright. Tropical. Grown-up.

Expect citrusy top notes from pineapple and lime leaf, a warming kick of ginger, and subtle hints of clove, cinnamon and cardamom. Soft layers of vanilla, cocoa nibs and toasted coconut follow, finishing with an earthy backbone of roasted dandelion root and green tea for a dry, complex finish that lingers like a proper drink should.

Best served over ice or lengthened with tonic or soda for a refreshing, grown-up alternative to your usual drink.

Where Good Vibes Meet Great Taste

From its vibrant botanical blend to its clean, complex finish, this is a zero-proof drink made to be taken seriously. Bold, refreshing, and effortlessly cool, NO DRAMA proves you don’t need alcohol to enjoy a drink with depth, character, and style.

Ready to keep it chill?

To enjoy the discounted subscription price, you’ll need to receive at least two deliveries. After that, you’re free to edit, skip, pause or cancel future deliveries by logging into your account.

Want to make it truly unforgettable? Add a personalised scroll to your order. Simply select “Include Scroll” at the top of the page and write your message in the box provided.

Your words will be printed on antique parchment paper and finished with a real wax stamp — the perfect final touch for an impressive, gift-ready reveal.

We use a range of trusted couriers to ensure your order arrives safely and on time.

Parcels under 2kg - Royal Mail
Parcels 2kg and over - EVRI
Express Service - DHL or DPD, depending on availability.

To help you understand shipping categories, approximate product weights are as follows:

Mini Gift Sets & Reaper: 1kg
Bottles: 1.5kg
Large Chests: 2kg

Courier allocation may vary on occasion.

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