NO DRAMA – Zero Proof. Maximum Chill. Flavour-packed, feel-good, and completely alcohol-free. NO DRAMA is a bold, rum-inspired drink made with tropical botanicals and boosted with Lion’s Mane mushroom — designed to lift your mood without clouding your head.

Whether you’re heading to a dinner party, mixing up something fresh at home, or staying sharp on a night out — this is your go-to for full-flavour, zero-compromise sipping. No booze, no sugar, no weird stuff. Just good vibes in a bottle.

Crafted with 15 Natural Ingredients

NO DRAMA isn’t just one-note. It’s a carefully blended symphony of 15 natural ingredients — from juicy pineapple and zesty lime leaf, to warming clove, cinnamon, and cardamom. You’ll catch hints of ginger, vanilla, cocoa nibs and toasted coconut, all layered over an earthy backbone of roasted dandelion root and green tea.

Flavour Profile

Bright. Tropical. Grown-up.
Expect citrusy top notes, warm spiced mid-tones, and a dry, complex finish that lingers like a proper drink should. It’s rich, rounded, and perfectly balanced — no sugary sweetness, just bold botanical flavour with depth and character.

Wanna Try It First?
We’re giving the first 50 customers a chance to get their money back — well, half of it.

Here’s how it works:
The first 50 customers will be sent a link to our short online feedback form. So, place your order, try NO DRAMA, complete the form and we’ll send you a £15 voucher to spend on anything on site — whether that’s another bottle of NO DRAMA or a splash of Pirate’s Grog.

We get your honest opinion. You get rewarded for helping us perfect the vibe. Everyone wins.

700ml rum-inspired drink. Zero alcohol content

Made from
Premium alcohol free, rum-inspired drink blended from tropical botanicals and Lions Mane mushroom, glass bottle, natural cork stopper.

Dimensions
H23cm x W9cm x D9cm, 1.5kg

This product contains no alcohol.